February 02, 2004

Tito, Jermaine Jackson to reunite!

YELLOWKNIFE, YUKON -- ESPN has announced that Tito and Jermaine Jackson will appear at halftime during the upcoming 'Stihl LumberSports' competition to be held in Yellowknife. The competition pits lumberjacks against each other to see who can saw, chop, and fell the most lumber in the shortest time.

Representatives of Mssrs. Jackson indicated that a bang-up show was planned. "It will have a lumberjack theme, complete with some spectacular sword-fighting. The nation should prepare to be shocked!" they stated.

Posted to Celebrities at February 2, 2004 07:41 PM

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