A kangaroo yesterday.

"He had so much hate in his eyes."

FLAYED
That's what 48-year-old Sylvia Aldren said after being pummeled and flayed by a kangaroo in the Australian state of Queensland.

BEADY EYES
"I can still see his big, beady eyes, like you see in a Martian video," she told the Brisbane Courier-Mail...

CULLING
"I always thought they were cute animals, [but] now I want them culled," Aldren said, according to the report.

PI ATTORNEYS
Ironically, she works for attorneys who specialize in personal-injury cases.

NEEDS AMERICAN LAWYER
"But what am I going to do?" Aldren asks. "Sue a kangaroo?"