Autoeroticism, Michael Jackson style
"Hello, is this movie director Kevin Smith?"
"Yes"
"Please hold, I have a call from Michael Jackson"
"What? The King of Pop?"
"Yes, the King of Pop himself has a movie idea for you. Please hold..."
"Hello, this is Michael Jackson, and I have a movie I'd like you to direct."
"Well, OK. What's it about."
"It's a fantasy about me and a special friend of mine. I had a dream about this, and I want to make it into a movie. In the movie, I change into a car, and I get driven around by my little friend."
"That sounds, well, creepy and Freudian."
"Is that a movie director?"
"Er, yes."
Posted to WackyHumor at March 23, 2004 02:21 PM
please dont call that freaky, he said it was a dream and that type of movie would be interesting not creapy, mabye to you because you might be a ordinary person with plane ideas, if you really think that was creapy for a movie which would be interesting for alot of people than i never want to hear what ideas you have because they might suck.
Posted by: melissa at May 14, 2004 08:23 AM
