March 31, 2004

Important news on the brewing Kerry scandal

DaisyGate just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Some right-wing-wackos are speculating it's a Skull and Bones symbol. Others think it might contain the key to a secret Illuminati compound at the top of Baldy Mountain. Far-left-wingnuts think it might be a secret signal to them that Kerry still supports the McGovern Revolution.

I, on the other hand, think it's just a zipper pull or (much less likely) a key ring. What use does Kerry have for a key ring? His servants probably watch for his arrival at the various Kerry compounds. I noticed it 12 days ago and I didn't think anything of it. Those pictures were shot on the day that JFK did his big expedition: he snowshoed up a mountain and then 'boarded (dude!) back down. He would not have needed a ski-lift pass for that, since it was all done under his own power. It probably wasn't an area pass or something like that: a) he is, after all, JFK, and b) he had a member of the ski patrol with him leading the expedition.

There are better things to bash Kerry for, such as his brain-dead immigration policy. Not only are those policies in deep conflict with his supposed support for low-wage workers, they also appear not to be supported by the vast majority of people in his forums.

Posted to Politics at March 31, 2004 03:28 PM

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