Based on yesterday's post ('Hyphenated-Americans are John Kerry's Strength!'), I'm thinking up some new slogans for the Kerry Campaign:

• "You're a Special-American!"
• "Hyphens are Our Strength!"
• "You're Special!"
• "If You've Got a Hyphen, You've Got a Home."

The period instead of an exclamation mark in the last slogan makes it more folksy.

In addition to the current list of panderees, here are some other -Americans Kerry can outreach to:

• French-Americans
• Francophone-Americans
• French-Looking-Americans
• Felon/Parolee-Americans
• Urban Pervert-Americans
• Redneck-Americans
• Used Car Salesperson-Americans
• Realtor[SM]-Americans
• Drunk-Americans
• Gullible-Americans
• Emotionally Distant-Americans
• Pissed Off-Americans
• Northeast Super Rich Liberal Elite Establishment-Americans
• Ski Bum-Americans
• Trust Fund Baby-Americans
• Conspiracy Theorist-Americans
• Extraterrestrial-Americans
• Canadian-Americans
• Klingon/Trekkie/Trekker-Americans
• Gigolo-Americans
• Elbonian-Americans
• Group Member-Americans
• Regional-Americans
• Generic-Americans
• Taxonomically-Challenged-Americans
• Too Specialized To Worry About-Americans