April 27, 2004

More proof that 'Friends' sucks

When clicking through channels every month or so I stop and watch about 30 seconds of Friends. Just to imagine what Jennifer Aniston looks like "down there." But, I immediately become disgusted with these yuppie scum and switch channels.

Now, a former 'Friends' writer's assistant is suing Warner Bros. et al. for sexual harrasement allegedly committed by the writers for the wacky hit comedy. It gives a window onto their wacky little world:

58. I saw ['Friends' writer] Greg Malins draw in the coloring book the vaginal area of a cheerleader who had her dress up and legs open.

...68. I heard ['Friends' writer] Chase once rhetorically asked [sic] the group, of Cox and Arquette, "do you think they fuck in the dressing room". [sic]

...74. [Three of the writers] regularly discussed making the character Joey a serial rapist...

...77. [Three of the writers used the terms] "dick," "schlong," and "cock."

...83. I can recall sitting around waiting to go home while writers were sitting around pretending to masturbate and continually talking about schlongs.

The writer's assistant appears to be a black female; she complains about white males receiving better treatment. So, not only is it a study in the creative processes behind 'Friends,' it's a study in paranoia and extreme sensitivities.

UPDATE: An update is available in "Jennifer Aniston naked". No, she's not nude, we - including, allegedly, the Friends writers - just wish she was.

Posted to Celebrities at April 27, 2004 01:15 PM

Comments

Friends is for people who listen two whooti and the blowfish and can't get out of the 90's because they have some kind of stupid "New Yorker" complex, that makes them have to watch television all day.

Posted by: Tetherball at May 7, 2004 05:15 AM

Thank you people, I'm sick of all these emo sitcoms, they can all screw themselves. I like sitcoms like Everbody loves Raymond, seinfeld is ok sometimes too......

Posted by: Jordan at May 15, 2004 05:40 PM

Thank you people, I'm sick of all these emo sitcoms, they can all screw themselves. I like sitcoms like Everbody loves Raymond, seinfeld is ok sometimes too......

Posted by: Jordan at May 15, 2004 05:40 PM

Thank you people, I'm sick of all these emo sitcoms, they can all screw themselves. I like sitcoms like Everbody loves Raymond, seinfeld is ok sometimes too......

Posted by: Jordan at May 15, 2004 05:40 PM

Friends is, obviously, pure crap. It's really sad that it lasted for so long. I've only suffered through, maybe, 10 minutes or so at a time over the years, but I must say: those moments were unbearable.

Anyhoo, the show just blows and I'm so glad so see it end. I'm sure that the "Joey"-whatever spin off is so terrible bad that is will, hopefully, only last a couple of episodes.

Basically TV sucks major wanker and the people who watch crap like Friends, Frasier, Hollywood Acess, etc... (really almost all of it) desirve the nightmare life they're living.

Love and kisses!

_LJ

Posted by: No_friends at August 11, 2004 07:15 PM

Friends is good you all just suck dick i think

Posted by: Josh at September 12, 2006 03:28 PM