Here's mine:

1. Post more cheesecake photos like the women's Olympics beach volleyball pics available in this category.

2. Continue harping on scams.

3. Climb 5.7c, maybe even 5.7d or even 5.8.

4. Climb Mt. Hood or some other technical snow climb.

5. Lose enough weight and increase conditioning to do #4.

6. Improve my google ranking through keywords and placing the URL to this blog in messages posted to various non-blog forums around the web so that people around the world can come to this site and learn.

7. Think up a name for a software product I have that lacks almost all but a name. This one has stumped me for a while.

8. Promote BigMediaBlog.com

9. Kick my $200-a-day heroin habit.