Today's news from India

The following report from India Daily appears to be in English, but I have absolutely no idea what they're talking about:

For the famous Mallika — how could you! Recently Mallika has unveiled more sensational masala on the Bollywood!

Mallika Sherawat came out with a shocking revelation and outright confession that can rock your soul! She says Big B when running at a slow motion is an eye candy. She just can't wait to work on a movie with Big B where she can run slowly with Big B?

Some say this may be a one-sided crazy crush! Mallika never stops at running! She makes every one run. Keep tuned the story has just started! We will keep you informed!

What?

In other breathless India Daily news:

Bollywood trending towards sex movies!

Katrina ready to show her skin in 'Hum Ko Deewana Kar Gaye'

Evidence of Extra-terrestrial mind control in India — like in America politicians are forced to cover up

And, last but not least:

China and India both know about underground UFO base in the Himalayan border area deep into the tectonic plates

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Comments

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