The following is fake, but the picture is real:

the New York senator downed a shot of Crown Royal whiskey, had a beer and chomped down a slice of cheese pizza, as her aides rushed to fill her request for another slice, with pepperoni...

To make it even better, it could have been venison pepperoni, made from a deer that she'd shot earlier in the day and taken back to the bar in a pickup with her new friends Bo and Clem. Then, she could have knocked everything back with a shot of bitters.

UPDATE: I'll leave it up to you to decide whether this one is even better:

UPDATE 2:

UPDATE 3: Video! Here and here.