Celebrities Archives Digest

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August 28, 2007

What's beyond stunning?

Here's another Natalie Merchant/10,000 Maniacs video:...
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June 09, 2007

Natalie Merchant/10,000 Maniacs video (Hey Jack Kerouac)

Showing once again that there's occasionally some good stuff on the 'tube, here's a video of Hey Jack Kerouac and Eat for Two by the 10,000 Maniacs from some time in the early 90s. It even includes a brief interview with the ever-stunning Natalie Merchant between the songs:...
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November 21, 2006

Actor beats U.S. Education Secretary on Celebrity Jeopardy

The Bush administration can't even play the television game Jeopardy right, as actor Michael McKean (Spinal Tap) handily trounced U.S. Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings on tonight's episode. McKean ended with $38,400, with Spellings a distant second place with $11,100. The latter amount was augmented with a "gimme" that would...
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August 17, 2006

Help Alec Baldwin write his BlogAd!

Alec Baldwin is a megastar, but he's got a problem and he needs your help! He came up with a brilliant BlogAd campaign for some friends of his, but now he has to come up with the copy. And, he's got writer's block! So, will you help Alec out...
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February 12, 2006

Croatian Olympics Babe of the Day

Today's Croatian Olympics Babe of the Day is Maja Kezele of Croatia. Unfortunately, she recently finished last in the women's 15-km pursuit in something or other, but she finishes first in our hearts today. More here and here....
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January 31, 2006

Paula Abdul is looking for love... on TV's "Love Smart"!

Sexy actress/model/cheerleader/choreographer/music critic/singer/Laker Girl/television star/accused contest-swayer/nail care expert Paula Abdul is single and looking for love. In case she doesn't respond to my emails or she gets a TRO, she'll be featured on a Valentine's Day special on CBS called "Love Smart". And, she'll be getting help from an expert:...
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January 30, 2006

Kiefer Sutherland wins SAG award

The Screen Actors Guild has selected "Kief" as Best Actor for his work on the television series 24. In other news, sources say that he's dating "stunning PR executive" Tricia Cardozo. Whether that source is actually the stunning PR executive herself remains unclear. Recently, "Kief" also seems to have engaged...
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January 26, 2006

Jennifer Aniston hair style: Sedu or T3 Tourmaline?

Which hair iron does Jennifer Aniston's stylist use? Recent reports seem to indicate that it's actually the T3 Tourmaline and not the Sedu as you might have heard. Confirmation seems to come in the form of the Allure article pictured here, although questions remain. Is Chris McMillan still Jennifer's...
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December 20, 2005

Elizabeth Vargas: straight, curly, or other?

Please, take the poll:...
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December 12, 2005

Buy Tess Smith's Emmy Awards dress

You remember Tess Smith I'm sure: the scantily-clad young actress/model/writer who brightened up the red carpet at the 2005 Emmy Awards. Now, you can bid on her dress. The auction says it's for charity, but I have no way of knowing whether that's true and whether that's really her dress....
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November 09, 2005

Carolina Panthers cheerleader: I did not have sex with that woman

The tale of the two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders who were allegedly having sex in a Tampa bar bathroom takes a turn for the weird as Renee Thomas' lawyer Peter Anderson says that his client wants to apologize "to everyone affected by the incident." And: "This was an unfortunate incident...
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October 27, 2005

Janet Jackson sunbathing... nude!

Unfortunately, some sites seem to have taken down the video since they don't want to get sued. However, I don't think linking to sites that have the video should get me in too much trouble, so here, here, or here. For a JPG preview, try this. How do we know...
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October 10, 2005

The West Wing, Vinick, Minuteman Project, illegal immigration, and clueless liberals

On last night's show, The West Wing's crack writers featured Republican candidate Arnold Vinick (Alan Alda...???; NYT: "doing his fabulous mean-guy act"...???) proposing a "guest" worker plan in order to either get the "Latino vote" or hamstring his opponent, Matt Santos (Jimmy "Jiminy" Smits). (It came on after baseball plus...
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October 05, 2005

Phil Hendrie's blog meets predestined fate

As previously reported, slightly well-known radio personality Phil Hendrie had a blog at georgewbushisgod.com. Checking recently, I see that it's disappeared and been replaced with the NetSol Coming Soon page. I don't know exactly what happened to it, but perhaps he realized that the domain name did not reflect the...
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September 24, 2005

Arianna Huffington in a Sierra Club SUV: picture available!

As previously discussed, Arianna was driven out of the Sierra Club's summit meeting in a massive Chevy Suburban. Now, you can bid on a picture of Arianna Huffington in the gas-guzzling SUV. It's personally signed by Doug from Upland, so click the link to bid on this souvenir of failed...
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September 19, 2005

Tess Smith gets the Emmy on TV's big night

Actress/screenwriter Tess Smith at the Emmy Awards. She's not a 10, but she is showing a lot of skin, so... In more important news, I did Mts. Lowe and Markham and San Gabriel Peak today. I skipped Mt. Disappointment since it's an antenna farm. And: a cell phone thief "ended"...
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September 16, 2005

Arianna Huffington in a Sierra Club SUV

There's a picture of Arianna Huffington on a Sierra Club-supplied SUV here. Previously: "Al Gore, Arianna Huffington attend Sierra Club Summit; drive off in massive SUVs". See also the related "Huffington Post is scared". UPDATE: Place a bid on a picture of Arianna in the SUV. It's personally signed by...
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September 15, 2005

Britney has child, now MILF

Keeping you informed on China's view of the American chronicle....
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September 14, 2005

Al Gore, Arianna Huffington attend Sierra Club Summit; drive off in massive SUVs

Arianna Huffington and Al Gore recently spoke at the Sierra Club Summit in San Franciso. According to this report, they drove off in massive SUVs. For Big Wooden Al, it was a Cadillac Escalade. For the Greek siren, it was a less bling-blingy Chevy Suburban. She had a driver. However,...
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August 24, 2005

Michael Moore attends $3800/week Pritikin fat farm

"Re-education" is offered at the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Fla where the blimp-like director has lodged himself, NewsMax reports. More here; what purport to be letters from Mikey here....
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August 14, 2005

Angelina Jolie now (almost) Cambodia's problem

Actress Angelina Jolie has been granted citizenship by the government of Cambodia, People's Daily Online reports. The major question, of course, is when she will renounce her American citizenship: [King Norodom Sihamoni] signed a royal decree approving Jolie's citizenship on July 31... The reward is for Jolie's grand environmental work...
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August 13, 2005

Paula Abdul found chaste; to continue at Fox

The world rejoices as it learns that Paula Abdul - the world's hottest TV song and dance competition judge - has been cleared of scurillous charges that she abused her lofty role to obtain favors of a personal nature. A special investigator - hired by Fox News - has determined...
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July 30, 2005

Caption this Chelsea Clinton pic

Please, don't do blue. UPDATE:...
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July 17, 2005

Guess The Celebrity Butt

Welcome to this week's edition of GTCB! Today, one of our favorite celebrities was caught by our team of papparazzi doing yoga on her balcony. Can you guess who the yoga-togs clad butt here belongs to? If you give up, here's a clue, and here's another one. If you're still...
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July 08, 2005

It's good to know that Kathy Ireland is safe

Yesterday's deadly terrorist bombings in London were indeed tragic. But, there is one bright spot that I and all America can be thankful for: Kathy Ireland was in London at the time, saw the news reports on the telly, and is now back safe in France: ...This morning I woke...
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June 28, 2005

Leland Yee's most important legislation ever

Pictured above are California's Assmblymn Leland Yee and Lonewacko heartthrob Paula Abdul. The former is sponsoring legislation for tougher hygiene standards at nail salons, apparently prompted by a year-long ordeal suffered by the even-more-foxy-than-before Abdul. In closing, super-sexy Paula remarked: "I was publicly humiliated... That is why with an...
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June 19, 2005

Combover Boy wins on appeal

From our WTF file comes, "Tom Leykis Prevails on Appeal in Dismissal of Age Discrimination Lawsuit Brought by Caller". Someone called in to Combover Boy; on the air, CB described the caller as someone who is "not just older than my demographic" but is "the grandfather of my demographic." CB...
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June 15, 2005

Well, I'm back from Santa Maria

And, what a trip it was! I spent a total of 118 days in Santa Maria camped outside the courthouse, cheering on MJ, or "Little Mikey" as I call him. Surrounded by other fans of the King of Pop, we quickly formed a tight-knit community united by our love for...
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May 24, 2005

David Hasselhoff partly "responsible for a lot of world peace"

This is from May 1, but consider it a classic. At the recent Bollywood Movie Awards - held in Atlantic City - Mitch Buchanan a.k.a. David Hasselhoff won the award for international star of the year. Over to Mitch: "I'm proud of shows like Baywatch and Knight Rider because...
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April 24, 2005

How about some Jennifer Aniston pictures!

Don't think of her as the portrayer of an odious yuppie. Think of her as a classic beauty. Here's my previous Jennifer Aniston collection. Because one or more of these sites might be a bit dodgy, I'm using tinyurl.com. Visit at your own risk: tank top in window sitting on...
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March 31, 2005

Huff my blog

Business 2.0 reports that Arianna Huffington is starting a megablog: ...Based in New York and staffed with a full complement of editors, the Huffington Report appears to be a culture and politics webzine in the classic mold of Salon or Slate. It will have breaking news, a media commentary...
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March 30, 2005

Britney Spears X-es X-Files star - out of Malibu!

Former X-Files star David Duchovny and wife Tea Leoni are moving out of Malibu - because of Britney Spears! Party Girl Says x-X-Files thespian Duchovny: "Britney moved in a couple of months ago, and since then it's been crazy." Paparazzi Former spooky TV star Duchovny continues: "The other day I...
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March 08, 2005

OK, that's it, I've been converted to the Raelian Revolution

Everyone's favorite wacky New Age religious cult/group the Raelians held a photo-op/parade in Miami on Sunday: Decked in goddess garb -- butterfly wings, pasties and sparkly purple wraps -- the seven women marched from Washington Avenue to Alton Road, carrying signs and passing out fliers to bring others to the...
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February 20, 2005

I'm embarrased for both UPI and the Middle East North Africa Financial Network

Date: Saturday, February 19, 2005 12:21:44 PM EST LOS ANGELES, Feb. 19 (UPI) -- Film star, movie director and businessman Jackie Chan has put his Beverly Hills, Calif., home on the market for $6.7 million... The actor's 7,600-square-foot Los Angeles home has five bedrooms, 5.5 bathrooms and three fireplaces, the...
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February 17, 2005

Alanis Morissette? I call her "Janus" Morissette.

Singer Alanis Morissette becomes U.S. citizen; keeps Canadian citizenship: ...The singer was among some 4,500 people who took the citizenship oath during a ceremony last week at the Los Angeles Convention Center. But Morissette isn't turning her back on Canada - she's maintaining dual citizenship. "I will never renounce my...
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February 15, 2005

Beam me up, Ward

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February 09, 2005

"North Korea wants Czech ban of 'Team America'"

PRAGUE, Czech Republic - North Korea's embassy in Prague has demanded that the film "Team America: World Police" be banned in the Czech Republic, saying the movie harms their country's reputation, a report said Saturday......
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January 17, 2005

Scott Baio: "Look, I'm no idiot. Don't treat me like one."

Now this is a brush with celebrity I would have liked to have had: Scott Baio Doesn't Know How To Validate His Parking Ticket....
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January 13, 2005

One down, ten thousand to go

Oliver Stone - upset over the reception received by his last two oeuvres - is moving to France....
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January 09, 2005

"It's nice to see that democracy is alive and well, at least on the People's Choice Awards"

Whoo hoo! Michael Moore has won a People's Choice Award! The people, script kiddies, and voting bots have spoken. Comments here and here. (Titular quote from Martin Sheen.)...
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December 23, 2004

Jennifer Aniston naked

[Important updates below] Don't we all wish? However, the sexual harassment lawsuit brought by the writer's assistant who worked for Friends for four months proceeds and is getting some attention from AP. From "'Friends' lawsuit takes on tradition": But if the tradition of the raucous, freewheeling "writers room" is the...
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December 17, 2004

Dan Rather is easy

[Also left as a comment at BigMediaBlog.com] On Tuesday, CBS Evening News ran a "human interest" report on LA Dog Works, an upscale spa for... dogs. I can only think up three possible explanations: they know someone at CBS, they wrote one cracking hell of a press release, or Dan...
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December 15, 2004

Debbie Schlussel pictures

Here's one with terrible lighting and everything else: And here's one with better lighting but with Debbie Schlussel's conservative assets less visible: Here's another horrible picture of Sean Hannity with Janeane Garofalo. Can't this guy get the VRWC to spring for a better photog? The other pictures at Hannity's site...
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November 30, 2004

We all knew this day would come

Sad, sad news: He fulfilled his teacher’s prophecy that the so-called “nerd” would have the last laugh in the end. But “Jeopardy” phenom Ken Jennings’ laughing days may be coming to a close, game show gurus say. After a 74-game winning streak that earned him more than $2.5 million, rumor...
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November 26, 2004

What happened to Drudge?

He hasn't updated his site for a couple days now. Did a "turkey stuffing" incident get out of hand? Did forces loyal to Commandante O'Reilly kidnap him from a South Beach club?...
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November 17, 2004

OMG! OMG! You won't believe who I think I just saw!

OMG! I think - I'm pretty sure - I think I JUST SAW MICHAEL KINSLEY AT THE EAGLE ROCK TARGET!!!!!! I was so shocked I didn't try to speak to him, but I'm pretty sure it was him! OMG! I almost PMPed! He was about 5'11" 160 with short-cropped hair...
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October 01, 2004

James Bond turned, now double agent

Brosnan officially an American citizen: Pierce Brosnan decided to become an American because he wants the right to vote for John Kerry in the upcoming presidential election... Brosnan, who will retain dual citizenship, add: "I found a whole new life and identity in America. (But) my heart and soul will...
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May 06, 2004

Moore admits Disney 'ban' was a stunt; PETA tells Moore to lose weight

It's a Mikey Moore two-fer! First, he admits the "ban" was all a jolly jape: Less than 24 hours after accusing the Walt Disney Company of pulling the plug on his latest documentary in a blatant attempt at political censorship, the rabble-rousing film-maker Michael Moore has admitted he knew a...
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April 27, 2004

More proof that 'Friends' sucks

When clicking through channels every month or so I stop and watch about 30 seconds of Friends. Just to imagine what Jennifer Aniston looks like "down there." But, I immediately become disgusted with these yuppie scum and switch channels. Now, a former 'Friends' writer's assistant is suing Warner Bros. et...
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April 25, 2004

Would you buy a Kevin Spacey expose?

Kevin Spacey's older, apparently far less-successful brother has the goods on Kevin: "I've got over 1,000 photos," [Spacey brother and $100 per night Rod Stewart impersonator and drummer Randy B Fowler] said. "I've been obsessive about this. I've got his diaries and the full story."...
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April 16, 2004

MorfordBot is back

S.F. Chronical columnist Mark Morford has unfortunately returned from his hiatus. No news is provided on why he was off for more than a month....
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April 05, 2004

Why couldn't Janet have done this?

I'm pretty sure Janet would have looked better from this angle....
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February 29, 2004

Banned in France!

Mel Gibson's The Passion has been banned in France. Banned in France? Anyhoo, I found this both funny and true: If Mr. Gibson on his own dime made a film of identical quality about a Marxist guerrilla who was tortured to death at the hands of a rightwing ruling junta...
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February 17, 2004

Yes, but will there be a book tour?

NEW YORK (AP) - Janeane Garofalo, the comedian and political activist, is taking her message to the bookstores. For Those About to Salute, We Will Rock You, a collection of political essays, is scheduled to come out this fall. [As of June 2005, the book still hasn't been released, but...
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February 03, 2004

Let Janet and Justin perform at the Grammy's!

And, why not? Maybe we'll see some bush this time. At the least, we might get to see Janet Jackson's other boob. Yes, that's right, Janet Jackson's tits. Yes, the teats of Janet Jackson. But, seriously, would you like to sign the petition I just created? Here's the text: To:...
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February 02, 2004

Tito, Jermaine Jackson to reunite!

YELLOWKNIFE, YUKON -- ESPN has announced that Tito and Jermaine Jackson will appear at halftime during the upcoming 'Stihl LumberSports' competition to be held in Yellowknife. The competition pits lumberjacks against each other to see who can saw, chop, and fell the most lumber in the shortest time. Representatives of...
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Janet Jackson's left tit has issued the following Press Release

NEVERNEVERLAND, CA -- Justin Timberlake was supposed to rip the cover off me. Not the right one, me. I was the one wearing the pastie. I was ready to go. But, no. Janet kept telling that numbnuts "Remember, Justin. Not the forkhand side. Rip off the non-Forkhand side." Instead, he...
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February 01, 2004

Wow! What a Big Game!

I haven't seen a Big Game like that in a while! Most Big Games are usually blowouts or snoozathons, but not this one. I thought the Panthers were going to win, but the Patriots guy kicked the ball through at the last minute! And, the commercials! Remember when the...
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January 25, 2004

The Lonewacko Review

The West Wing Watching a Louis "Calypso Louie" Farrakhan speech would be horrifying, but also entertaining. I recently saw my first episode of The West Wing. It was a bit like a Farrakhan speech, only not so horrifying. President Sheen (Joshua Bartlett) wanders from room to room and situation to...
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January 04, 2004

"What You Need to Know About Tenacious Katie"

Facts & Figures: What You Need to Know About Tenacious Katie As a child, she was active in track, gymnastics and cheerleading. In college, she served as an associate editor of her campus newspaper....
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July 27, 2003

The script from Mr. Barbra Streisand (James)'s new movie

Drudge is promising to print excerpts from the supposedly anti-Reagan TV movie in the near future....
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July 25, 2003

I'm going to see "Passion Play" 100 times

Gosh I dislike most movies. Some movies are good, especially those that have aged a while. And, the best kind are those that are on TV, so I don't need to directly send my money to support the extravagant lifestyle of a societal parasite. If I ever paid the $8...
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July 20, 2003

Mr. Barbra Streisand (James) to star as The Gipper

Top Tinseltown Honchos have tabbed James "Mr. Barbra" Brolin to star as Ronald Reagan in a TV biopic. Maybe it's a passive-aggresive move against Babs putting him on the Other Side....
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July 13, 2003

Not-so-free speech

Brother Drudge indicates that "Disney/Miramax [are] set to release [a] film depicting [members of the] America[n] military as drug dealers; criminals..." According to the opus' Director, Gregor Jordan: "Here in the UK no one gets upset, but over there, where the President is fighting these military campaigns in the name...
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July 01, 2003

"Tales from the Left Coast: True Stories of Hollywood's Stars and Their Outrageous Politics"

I haven't read this book, but it looks interesting: In Tales from the Left Coast, author and political commentator James Hirsen digs deep into the liberal underbelly of Hollywood to reveal how biased politics have corrupted the entire entertainment industry. Through extensive research and scores of interviews, Hirsen uncovers...
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June 27, 2003

Do NOT see "Charlie's Angels 2"

I beg of you, please don't see the new Charlie's Angels movie. Not that I've seen it, and not that I ever will. But, for starters, let's look at some of the reviews: "It's this summer's Cannonball Run." "Watching Full Throttle is like being pummeled for two hours with a...
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June 16, 2003

Oscar-nominated director Ang Lee practices Tai Chi

From this article about some movie: Parts of the "The Hulk" move as slowly as the laid-back martial art of tai chi, which Lee practices each morning. When I see something like that, I wonder where it came from. I mean, Ang Lee's (whoever the fsck that is) association with...
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June 09, 2003

Holy goddess of mercy

Tennis legend Iroda Tulyaganova, shown here demostrating the new SportsBra By Bechtel. (This is at one of those geocities-type sites that won't let you inline or link directly to images, but trust me on this.)...
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June 06, 2003

"Did liberal-bashers cost Garofalo her sitcom?"

Unfortunately, it appears that her sitcom "Slice o' Life" has been cancelled: Is the ghost of Sen. Joe McCarthy alive and well in Hollywood? That is certainly on the minds of many outspoken liberals in Tinsel-town these days. The latest conspiracy theory focuses on the just-announced axing by ABC of...
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June 02, 2003

LuAnne Platter, for real

Insty links to this FL court case involving prior restraint. While the legal aspects are troubling, I'd imagine that it will be reversed if there's an appeal. But, that's not why this is here. This is here because I think I've found the real-world LuAnne Platter. LuAnne, you will recall,...
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May 30, 2003

If I don't see John Derbyshire, can I keep my $35?

I previously blogged that NRO's Derb was going to be in L.A. autographing his book tomorrow. I just checked out the link, and now I find out the least I could pay to get in - even just for a one-day pass to the BookExpo - is $35. Er,...
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"I don't have much respect for Bush" - Avril

According to this shocking report about an Avril Lavigne press conference from last month: Canadian superstar... Avril Lavigne... recently made some brave and outspoken comments about the war in Iraq following the Juno Awards in Ottawa on Sunday. She told reporters at a press conference that she opposed the war...
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May 28, 2003

Sidney Blumenthal is not who you think he is

Jaysus Gawd please let it be over. Last night at this same time I was taking a short but nice hike in Griffith Park; jogging from rock to rock, seeing a bunny rabbit, avoiding rattlesnakes and ticks. Tonight I and about 100 mostly older mostly "liberals" are sitting here...
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May 26, 2003

My brushes with celebrities

Inspired by this post, here's a partial list of my brushes with celebrities: I saw and took pics of Kiefer Sutherland while he was shooting 24 in Griffith Park, but I didn't speak with him. I yelled rude references to Mark Spitz once. I briefly did some web work some...
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May 20, 2003

Ladies and Germs, Melrose Larry Green!

Funnyman, sign-waver, and general all-around fellow wacko Melrose Larry Green is selling autographed signs. He's also writing a column for NewsMax. Somewhere around here I have a Melrose Larry Green For Mayor sign that Mr. Green personally gave me. Unfortunately, it's unautographed, but maybe for $9.95 he'd turn it into...
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May 15, 2003

"Who Framed John Fund?"

I'm back from the L.A. Rock Gym. I hadn't been there for a while, but I need to go there more often in the future. I broke off a hold, but it was probably already cracked. What's that you say? You, my bloggees, aren't following my every move with the...
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May 11, 2003

Tim Robbins, distinguished alumnus

The UCLA Alumni Association has selected anti-warrior Tim Robbins to receive their "Edward A. Dickson Alumnus of the Year: This award has been bestowed annually since 1946 upon a distinguished son or daughter of UCLA in recognition of exceptional merit." In the words of Regent Dickson, the recipient is to...
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May 02, 2003

Derbyshire Alert - for real!

The Derb is touring various cities to promote his latest book, and he's going to be in L.A. on May 31. If you don't know who that is in the picture above, click here....
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April 27, 2003

Martin Sheen is "not talking to anybody right now."

This article checks in with various anti-war celebs to find out what they're doing since they recently disappeared from sight. It's all pretty good, but: But Mike Farrell, star of television's "MASH" and organizer of "Artists United to Win Without War," told Reuters that those who joined the loyal...
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April 12, 2003

Janeane's in the news again

The LA Weekly article "No Politics, Please, We're American." Here's the money-left-wing-transglobal-progressive bleat: It hasn't always been this way. Political activism in Hollywood dates back to the 1930s, when many entertainers and writers threw themselves into studio-unionization drives and celebrity-signatured fund-raisers for Republican Spain. The moviegoing public paid little attention...
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April 10, 2003

Perky Katie "hopeful" for Saddam's safety?

All this Janeane Garofalo bashing is getting old. Let's bash Perky Katie Couric for a while! The full exchange went like this: COURIC: Mik, we only have a few seconds left. But quickly, anymore information about Saddam Hussein's fate? MIKLASZEWSKI: Not at all. Wild speculation. But U.S. officials insist they...
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"Janeane Garofalo show 'under fire'"

From this: ABC television is being threatened with a boycott of the network and its advertisers if it airs a show starring outspoken war critic Janeane Garofalo, reports MSNBC columnist Jeannette Walls. The network is said to be flooded with messages from supporters of the war in Iraq, who are...
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April 09, 2003

I will accept her apology on Bush's behalf

From this: O'REILLY: If you are wrong… and if the United States - and they will, this is going to happen - goes in, liberates Iraq [with] people in the street, American flags, hugging our soldiers… you gonna apologize to George W. Bush? GARAFALO: I would be so willing to...
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April 04, 2003

The many faces of Ted, Part 1

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April 01, 2003

"Garofalo To Be Lowered Into Shredder"

This is pretty funny, but I have other plans for her. However, I think Dustin "Screech" Diamond, instead of the genital electrocution, should be tied up and beaten by Ron "Horshack" Pallillo....
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March 29, 2003

Tonya not down for the count

Spunky super feather- weight Tonya Harding - last seen boxing Paula Jones on Fox (pictured) - is now 2-1 in women's pro boxing. This older article has more info on Tonya and a talent agency for other "scandal celebs." Alternate title: "Tonya K.O.'s Critics"...
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March 28, 2003

Debbie Schlussel and her puppies

Since I get a lot of hits for Debbie Schlussel pics, here's one. Terrible lighting. UPDATE: That link doesn't work anymore. Go here for puppies....
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March 26, 2003

"Nena startet Jubilaeums-Tour in Regensburg"

Remember Nena? C'mon! '99 Luft Balloons'? She's celebrating her 20-year-old music career with a series of concerts. Howard Jones will be joining the tour as well. How can the musical tastes of an entire country be so very wrong?...
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March 20, 2003

Al Gore joins Apple board

Details here. Does the PRC have a computer company that Bubba could advise? I'll post pics from my trip later....
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February 27, 2003

What did Janeane Garofalo really say?

DailyPundit, CrooowBlog, and The Blog from the Core link to this story about a decade-old interview with Janeane Garofalo: "Our country is founded on a sham: our forefathers were slave-owning rich white guys who wanted it their way. So when I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God,...
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February 02, 2003

The live Dragnet thread

This must be a low budget show: they apparently couldn't hire a real Russian voice coach. The new theme (by Mike Post) sucks: a cross between the real Dragnet theme and the Miami Vice theme. Who'd dump a body at Angel's Point in Elysian Park anyway? Isn't the gate at...
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A message from Kathie Lee

Yes, but what does Cody think? But, there's more to this story. Apparently, Kathie Lee's heartless neighbors are ultimately to blame: Gifford’s neighbors said she had a coyote trap - but could not use it. She didn’t have the required local hunting license, the Greenwich Town Clerk’s office said. And,...
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December 12, 2002

Today's celebrity fake

A loyal reader sent me this picture of newsbabe Patricia del Rio. I want to stress, this is a fake picture. It is not real, the event depicted never took place, Ms. del Rio has never to the best of my knowledge modelled in such a fashion, and this picture...
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December 06, 2002

I have a sudden interest in volunteerism

Winona's gotta spend about two months worth of full-time work at various charity orgs. Of course, some of that will probably be assigned to various off-location work, but even so... So, why wasn't Winona offered and strongly encouraged to take something like this to begin with? Why did the D.A....
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December 03, 2002

I'm a hit slut

Did you know I have Kiefer Sutherland photos in the gallery? I still don't have any turkish pr0n, nor nude photos of Gina Ryder. Nor Debbie Schlussel pics. Much like you, I believe that naked nude sex porn or pr0n about sex should be both graphic and free. Free pr0n...
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November 06, 2002

Winona, Irv Rubin, Gray Davis, and The Roc in a blender

Winona Ryder. now seen her a few times. cute in a waif-like way. The WaPo agrees with me, adding Her delicate beauty and waiflike persona were on display at the trial along with a wardrobe of appropriate trial clothes – dark sweaters and skirts, soft dresses and, on the climactic...
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October 27, 2002

Is it just me?

On the few occasions when I've seen Star Trek: Enterprise, everytime I see the captain I just keep repeating to myself "Scott Blacula, Scott Blacula, Scott Blacula." Is it just me? That's a nice purse Linda Park has. Please, no more Angels World Series wins. Or at least while Disney...
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October 22, 2002

Newsbabe of the week: Jane Yamamoto

Hello, this is Jane Yamamoto, and I'm reporting live from the monthly 'meatspace' meeting of the L.A. Bloggers, here at the Gardena Chuck E. Cheese. I'm speaking with a blogger who goes by the name 'Lonewacko'. Hello, Lonewacko, could you please explain blogging for us? Hello, Jane. Blogging is a...
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October 10, 2002

Kiefer Sutherland Rocks!

When I shot these Kiefer Sutherland pics on the set of 24, did he complain? Did he shoot me an angry eye? No. "Kief" is a kewl kat. By contrast, for the past few days they've been filming a big budget sequel of a certain movie at the Griffith Park...
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October 05, 2002

How much of my money is being wasted on the Winona Ryder case?

National Review and Slate have interesting and shocking articles about the Winona Ryder prosecution. Prior to the incident, I'd probably heard of Winona Ryder. But, I've never seen one of her movies, and I probably couldn't pick her out of a lineup. And, I'm not a big fan of celebrities...
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Newsbabe of the Week: Patricia del Rio

(This entry has an update here.) Hello, is this Lonewacko? Why, yes. With who am I speaking? It's me. Pah TREE cee ah del RRREE oh from KTLA. Who? Oh yeah, Patty Mitten. How are you? I'm fine, except I'm no longer Patty Mitten, I am Pah TREE cee...
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October 01, 2002

Val Zavala gets a better picture

From http://www.kcet.org/life_times/hosts/index.htm This is much better than the last pic, but it still looks like a bit of a forced smile. Less of the posing, more of the spontaneous. C'mon, Val, let me do it....
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September 26, 2002

Bumfights *and* KCBS can blow it out their respective asses

Almost ten years ago, I made a short video tape called "Donuts". It featured street people as the stars. I went out to the streets of Hollywood, West LA, and North Hollywood and paid bums to sing Jingle Bells for the camera. Then I spliced it together to create a...
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